Blood, spit and vomit

Serves- 1 for life

10g low self esteem

20g self control

30-40g determination

10-15g strength

20-30g solitude

30g secrecy and lies

20g jealousy

30g guilt

10-20g tears

*A dash of anger

Directions"

1. Combine all ingredients and mix in a fragile soul.

2. Beat until all feeling is gone.

3. Place in a shallow bowl and serve with diet Coke.

Dish is ready to enjoy. Guarenteed to dissapear right before your eyes.